a 54 year old drunk man hit on me today..
FIFTY-FUCKIN-FOUR!
I mean, I'd had enough of black men offering rides and gay men telling me I'm a pretty girl and then saying they didn't mean to be offensive..
but an OLD OLD man!
I seriously wanna like, go and drown myself now..
oh, and how do I know he was 54?
He TOLD me.. right about when he also told me where he was born, how miserable he was, how his wife left him for his best friend who was a black guy, how he wants to shoot them both, and how much welfare he gets for his apartment..
so yeah.
I'm just deciding on WHERE to drown myself..
suggestions are more than welcome.
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10 comments:
hehe..sorry u r makin me laff...
awww u made a poor mans heart beat!! be happy! lol..ok sorry..
Seriously dont drown urself..its ok ...jus take it as a compliment minus the age thingy..
Hugss
do you carry a gun with u???
if you dont, you should; if you do...you know what to do...
Suggestions? OK.
Don't drown yourself, use your 9mm as a return compliment to the old man.
By the way, can you post a picture of yours so I can decide if you can make someone's heart beat like the old man?
Just a thought:
Why the heck were you talking to some random fifty-four year old? If you keep having fun with fifty-four year olds, ... the rest is left for your imagination.
suga: It just keeps killing my self-esteem.. sigh
x: no gun but maybe i should invest in one, im quite a weirdo magnet.. lol
anon: sorry no pictue posting for u to judge.. and i wasnt talking to him.. i was standing at the bus-stop.. HE, on the other hand, kept on talking.. arg
yes doll, why did you stick around long enough to hear all that?!?!? next time, just drift away and return when you see the bus!!!
or, you know, the gun idea ain't bad either. i hate over 50 old depressed freaks. i had one walk by me once and look down at my overweightness and say "hmmm good news?" AAAAAAARGH I KNOW I'M FAT BUT PLEASE! KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!
also, TAG!!! you're it.
Lol, girl 54 is not that bad... i got hit on a 55 yr old. atleast i think he was 55. and this was when i was 17!!! lol, he told me where he was born, where he's lived, where he's studied, the countries he's seen, the jobs he's had. funny he never mentioned his wife and 2 kids i knew he had. Ha ha, men are just icky and creepy! oh, and he cgave me a rose too. lol, just handed it to me and ran away. yech!
you're in new york aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
next time, act deaf orrrr say 'me no speak engliash'
or just start babbling in urdu. works everytime :D
Question is why ?????
gay, black men and old old people feels comfortable around you ????
:P
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